books i could have written in 2009

15 Mar

you can’t train a dog without getting off the couch

someone has to go.  it’s either you, the dog or me.  i’m packed so it might as well be me.

just wait until your master gets home buster.  you’re gonna get it then.

if the dog was free, how come i’m now $1500 in the hole?

OMG what is that smell?

that’s it.  the dog is having a better hair day than i am.


**i found this little gem when i was cleaning out “drafts”.  made me laugh.  the dog doesn’t make me laugh.


3 Responses to “books i could have written in 2009”

  1. Sybil March 15, 2011 at 1:17 pm #

    But it’s still alive, right?

    Two dogs,
    Three Boys,
    Two Men
    Two Women

    All in a house. All still alive. Who ways miracles don’t happen on an hourly basis?


    • myolivebranch March 15, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

      it’s alive.

  2. Sybil March 15, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    ‘says’ not ways…..sheesh…..I shouldn’t type first thing in the morning…..

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