for sale

24 Nov

one D O G. loves to play fetch. especially from 3 am to 6 am.

one longarm quilt machine. used to being called names.

3 spools of blue thread. slightly used. recently sliced into small 5 inch pieces, exposed to cuss words, pissed on and lit on fire.

1 portable cd player. slightly blown out speakers. i’ll toss in 3 “angry women” cds.

1 broken woman. well versed in the english language, however favors a couple of words.

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10 Responses to “for sale”

  1. Kim November 24, 2009 at 7:30 am #

    LOLOL rough past coupla days, Kay? ;o)

  2. Jan November 24, 2009 at 8:03 am #

    I’ll take the angry woman. I have a feeling with a couple of days rest, some pretty pinks and some bubbly adult beverages, she’ll be one awesome bargain 😉

  3. Kelly November 24, 2009 at 3:22 pm #

    Bad day? Hmmm………out of all of them – I think I’ll take the D O G!!!! You don’t even want to know about my day.

  4. Tammie November 24, 2009 at 3:34 pm #

    LOL – toooooo funny!

  5. myolivebranch November 24, 2009 at 10:49 pm #

    it was really just 3 really bad awful hours. but it began after only 3 hours of sleep. makes me smile to know that even angry i beat out the other items for sale!!

  6. Becca November 25, 2009 at 10:04 pm #

    When Jans done with you she can send you here and I will pampaer you some more. Aw heck with that. I will come to jans and we will tag team you!(((((hug))))))

  7. Jan November 26, 2009 at 7:10 pm #

    Oh!! Tag team!!! I like it!!! I bet that fiestaware cottage up the road brings her back to life 😉

  8. kayp November 26, 2009 at 10:25 pm #

    ROAD TRIP!!

  9. leanne spencer June 14, 2010 at 9:32 pm #

    kay – i’ve just spent 1 1/2 hrs reading your blog. i love your humour and all your family antics.
    i absolutely want to receive site updates!

    • myolivebranch June 14, 2010 at 10:07 pm #

      omg i can’t believe you read this far back. i should pay you. welcome to the wacky life!

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