so that was fun

17 Nov

this morning that is.  fun.  right.  i overslept.  which isn’t really a huge big deal because i always build in a cushion.  i still had 45 minutes to get ready to……….do not much actually.  we have no plans for the day so no biggie to go with leftover hair.

so i rummage through my dresser drawer and find the “necessities” and toss them onto the loveseat along with a pair of jeans, t-shirt and sweatshirt (layers are important when you are pushing 50 with a VERY short stick).  i turn around and the D O G has my underwears stretched between his paws and his jaw.  dang it.  back to the drawer for another pair.  toss the original pair down the laundry chute.  turn around and the D O G has something in his mouth.  not sure what it is.  i give the command to drop and i’m pretty sure he was laughing at me.  DD (the first initial doesn’t stand for “dear”)  fine so i dig out one of my sox out of his mouth.  great.  all slobbered up.  grab another sock out of the basket (matching is an option i’m not exercising today)  (and i’m not exercising the option to exercise either in case you wondered).  NO!!!!  you are not chewing on that!  the “girls” need it.  as i strap in the girls…..ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  another pair of underwear.  this time he’s got it on his head and is stretching his paws out as far as they’ll go.  seriously D O G.  i’m just about down to the emergency underwears now.  and looks like this pair just attained emergency status because there is now a hole in the right “cheek” area.  nice. 

 

ok D O G.  how do you spell kennel?

 

see i am the master.

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6 Responses to “so that was fun”

  1. TK42ONE November 17, 2009 at 11:56 am #

    Hahahaaa!!! Thanks for the laugh!

  2. Jan November 17, 2009 at 12:27 pm #

    ROTFLOL I swear I have tears rolling down my face. Thanks for the much needed laugh!!! Signed – the woman who slept with a dog wrapped around her head last night no matter how many times I said foot of the bed…..

  3. myolivebranch November 17, 2009 at 12:40 pm #

    somewhere in all that i forgot to mention that a gorilla was gutted. gorilla fluff all over the livingroom. dd

  4. grapegrower November 17, 2009 at 4:32 pm #

    glad to see that puppy school was a success.
    when is second semester?

  5. Snort November 17, 2009 at 6:16 pm #

    OMG. Way too funny. You might want to put it on as soon as you take it out of your drawer. Seriously. Or kennel the DD first. Just a suggestion.

  6. Becca November 17, 2009 at 10:08 pm #

    You tell em Kay!!! I swear the only thing worse is having the doorbell ring and that DOG running out the door with those undewears in their mouth……Ask me how I know.Lol

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