guess who’s potty trained?!?

2 Oct

not the dang D O G that’s who.  i guess it’s me.  yea.

yesterday within 30 seconds of scott leaving, piddle in the kitchen floor.

today i was upstairs and scott left, piddle on the computer room carpet.  DANG!  who left that door open SCOTT.

ok, i get it.  you love scott.  i’m fine with that.  a boy and his dog and all but LISTEN TO ME.  i am the house wench and if you pee, you die.

scott friend chuck is coming for supper tonight.  we’re having roasted D O G with baby potatoes.  what are you making?

woman-cooking

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7 Responses to “guess who’s potty trained?!?”

  1. Becca October 2, 2009 at 10:12 am #

    Oh my… I wish I had some awesome advice for you but this has never been an easy task for me. Roasted D.O.G. hmmmm. Well make sure you tenderize. I hear they can be tough.Ü

  2. Jan October 2, 2009 at 10:24 am #

    Yea Kay!! You get to go buy yourself some pretty big girl underwear now!! LOL

  3. Christine Olson October 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm #

    Hmph! You obviously did not attach the D O G to your waistband via a leash. Where you go, it goes. If it squats, you KNOW it and can quickly address the problem with a trip outside. Praise and treats when the activity is done in the appropriate place.

    Is it a pain to have the D O G attached to you 24-7? Kinda but not that bad. You can have that pup trained in a week or less. Even our dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks lab mix puppy was trained in that amount of time. It was easier than potty training one of my kids! 😉

    Best of luck!

  4. Kelly October 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm #

    Oh, Lordy – I just cannot see Kay leashed to a dog!!! She can barely put up with him when he isn’t even close to her. Kay could you get a picture of you and Schult z joined at the hip? I think it would be roasted D O G!!! I thought you were going to leave him home today by himself – did you give in and take him to Nana Care?

  5. Jan October 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm #

    Christine gives good advice. That will also establish you as pack leader which translates out easier training in all areas…. says the woman holding a puppy eating the laptop…

  6. sybil October 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm #

    yes…..as I said before…..you MUST be the boss….don’t let that little shit dog be the boss! Be tough……be strong……be the ‘in charge woman’ (i.e. bully) we know you can be. :o)

    ….I’ve heard D O G stirfry is good…add lots of garlic

  7. myolivebranch October 3, 2009 at 5:08 am #

    i AM the boss! 🙂 christine, i did do the leash thing for just over a week. and he’s been fine since. it was just the last 2 days and i’m pretty sure it was irritation with scott for leaving or FEAR that he was stuck with me!

    i did leave him at home kel, scott had a short day so he was only kenneled for 3+ hours.

    couple weeks and he goes to school…..hope i make it!

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