i could have written this

25 Oct

but i didn’t.  sure cracked me up tho.  thanks chumbley for sending it to me.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T..V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say ‘Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too’. Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4 When people say ‘it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film ‘did you see that?’. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask ‘Can I ask you a question?’…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

8 When people say ‘life is short’. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks ‘Has the bus come yet?’. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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5 Responses to “i could have written this”

  1. freda1951 October 25, 2008 at 6:30 pm #

    O.K., Kay, are you sure you didn’t write it? It sure is funny. Thanks for sharing.

  2. AllenQuilts October 25, 2008 at 8:07 pm #

    I needed a laugh tonight, Kay…thanks!

  3. Diana Wilson October 26, 2008 at 12:10 pm #

    Sure sounds like you Kay!

    (me too!)

  4. Lynn Douglass October 27, 2008 at 1:10 am #

    OMG, did I ever laugh! Any louder, and I’d wake the hole danged neighborhood! Thanks for posting this, Kay! Laughter is good!

  5. beccaak October 28, 2008 at 12:22 am #

    lol.Way too funny!

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